The Conversation Thread Part Deux
While playing Scrabble with my Brother and his girlfriend:
Me: <insert Bros GF’s name here>… GOJO isn’t a real word.
<insert Bros GF’s name here>: yes it is……
Me: if you are going to make up words, you’d better have a snappy definition for it. Gojo could mean a handjob given by a G.I. Joe for instance.
Brother: No, that’s a Gojob.
While in an IBM training class with an instructor that looked like Harry Potter:
Harry Potter: Next we have another set of software wizards…. oh how I love wizards.
Me: OMG… he just said he loved wizards…
Coworker: Let’s hold him down and draw a lightning bolt on his forehead…
While in an IBM training class with an instructor that looked like Harry Potter (Day 3):
Me: Does his shirt say “Who ate all the pie”?
Coworker: He’s a wizard, he should figure it out.
Me: If he doesn’t, I’ll form a search party with my 1/2 Indian sidekick. We’ll find that cherry-stained bastard.
The New Residence
So I’m in the process of buying my first house. It’s in a subdivision in a suburb called Bel Aire, which is only about 5 minutes away from my work. I will have to get used the the extra minutes of lazy time this short commute will provide me. I will also need to get a personalized license plate that says “Fresh” and get dice for my rear-view mirror.
