Don Quixote…. only without the hyperbole and windmills… and a lot more cheap wine

While playing Scrabble with my Brother and his girlfriend:

Me:  <insert Bros GF’s name here>… GOJO isn’t a real word.

<insert Bros GF’s name here>:  yes it is……

Me:  if you are going to make up words, you’d better have a snappy definition for it.  Gojo could mean a handjob given by a G.I. Joe for instance.

Brother:  No, that’s a Gojob.

While in an IBM training class with an instructor that looked like Harry Potter:

Harry Potter:  Next we have another set of software wizards…. oh how I love wizards.

Me:  OMG…  he just said he loved wizards…

Coworker:  Let’s hold him down and draw a lightning bolt on his forehead…

While in an IBM training class with an instructor that looked like Harry Potter (Day 3):

Me:  Does his shirt say “Who ate all the pie”?

Coworker:  He’s a wizard, he should figure it out.

Me:  If he doesn’t, I’ll form a search party with my 1/2 Indian sidekick.  We’ll find that cherry-stained bastard.